Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
