So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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