oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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