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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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