hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
