worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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