Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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