Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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