I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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