Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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