Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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