No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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