found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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