Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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