THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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