i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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