you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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