In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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