found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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