Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't deserve a penis
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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