It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think I won the penis lottery.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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