Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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