i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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