My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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