You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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