Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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