p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Small penises have feelings too.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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