the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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