Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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