i wish there were pregnant emoticons
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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