it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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