Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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