it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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