He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he shaved USA in his pubs
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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