I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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