My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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