so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
More tranny stories later!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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