We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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