We're like a lot better than the average bears
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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