how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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