I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
sick fucks of a feather flock together
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
