Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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