If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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