I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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