So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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