his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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