I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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