I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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Oh shit, dolphins can text!
Never just bring captain morgan
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?
I take it you and the captain never actually hot to "set sail"....dumbass
Waterproof phone?
Yeah buddy
Don't cover for him. We know how the captain is.
Except those of us from the shore don't call anything the "harbor" it's either the docks, or the pier. Moron. Fake.
the fact that op is caught in a fishing net is probably proof enough they don't normally live by the shore or know anything about it. moron
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