ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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