Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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