Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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