Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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