Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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