yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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