Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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