Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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