If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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