good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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